the blog manifesto.

the purpose of sme is simply this: to overthrow the capitalist hegemony that has a stranglehold on our beautiful, multiethnic society. contributors are asked to take part in this, our overriding mission, so the people of the green earth can breathe together in the clean air of progressive politics and non-judgmentalism. each blog post must bask in the sunlight of earnest expression, never falling into the trap of satire or parody. our aim is clarity and verisimilitude; our mission is truth and the propagation of it. the blog is the perfect place to post your old family videos, homophobic video blogs, another blog's material, awkward, poorly-drawn sketches, halo reach updates, or unexplained/irrelevant wikipedia articles--sme is home to the entire eclectic conflation that is the internet. if there is one thing entirely intolerable to the editors of sme, it is sarcasm. there is simply no room in this blog for sarcastic, humorous, and reference driven posts. if you are among those responsible for such garbage, please leave.

sincerely,

barnaby jones

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Becoming more with your life now, for less!

While in New Mexico, I watched the fantastic BBQ Pitmasters program and became fixated on the idea that the the life of a professional BBQ judge was the life for me. It took me a year, but I finally acted on my dreams and contacted a BBQ official under the assumed identity of Frank Bitwheeler, Attorney at Law:

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

SME Top Ten

Beholden, the greatest SME posts, to date, as voted on by the Editors:

10) Top Ten Good Looking Men
Authors: Alex Detmering, Chris Detmering, Jon Ryan, Matthew McCarty, Taylor James (anyone else?)

http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2009/07/good-looking-men.html


9) The Julie Henning effects

Author: Alex Detmering

(the author would like to take this moment to extend an apology to Ms. Henning, no offense was meant)

http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2009/11/julie-effect-case-of-madness.html

http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2010/04/julie-henning-effect-part-2-decent-into.html


8)  The truth about life and a great glorious discovery mountain
Authors: Alex Detmering and Jon Ryan

http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2009/07/truth-about-life-and-great-glorious.html


7)  Arctorius -- Lord of wales
Author: Matthew McCarty

http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2009/10/thou-hil-arctorius-lord-of-wales-that.html


6)  Mizzou Daycare
Author: Seth Hoskins

http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2009/11/university-of-missouri-columbia-mizzou.html


5)  Words of Wisdom
Authors: Alex Detmering and Mikey Detmering

http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2010/05/collection-of-words-of-wisdom.html


4(tie) The Anatomy of a Horrible Music Video
Author: Jon Ryan

http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2009/11/blog-post.html


4(tie)  Science Machine discovers combo
Authors: Alex Detmering, Mikey Detmering, Chris Detmering

http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2010/12/breaking-news-science-machine-discovers.html

http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2010/02/breaking-news-science-machine-discovers.html


3)  Slumdog Millionaire
Author: Chris Detmering
http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2010/07/slumdog-millionaire.html


2)  Broteoporosis: A National Concern
Author: Alex Detmering

http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/200http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif9/11/brosteoporosis-national-concern.html

1)  Plan for My Children
Author: Mikey Detmering







The Truth about Fight Club

I found this paper today and had a good lulz about it.  I thought I would share.



Matthew McCarty
Professor Rodgers
English 102
February 15th, 2010
Main Character analysis - Chapter six from Fight Club


Chapter six from Charles Michael Palahniuk's Fight Club was originally published as a short story, and sometime after publishing the story Palahniuk decided to write a book around it.  The short story is about one man's struggle with his homosexual desires; it captures the tension of a gay man trapped in a straight society, and the process of liberation.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Who Would Win?

Tyrannosaurus-Rex





Cybersaurus-Rex




Or....
Keanusaurus-Rex





I think we all know the victor...

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