Over the break, the tireless work of unending scientists and modern technologies
has discovered massive new breakthroughs in the most recent feats of marvelous design. Alex, Chris, and Mikey worked hand and hand with these brilliant patriots of the new science realms of the burgeoning field of inner-animal detection mechanisms. Their new machine, the inner-animal detectatron,
can use any photo of an individual and accurately determine that individuals inner-heart animal: the creature which most embodies their personality. Do not doubt the truth of the science machine! These results are 100% accurate.
Jon Ryan is a disgruntled retard turtle.
Cale Hoskins is a googly-eyed goldfish.
Taylor James is Snorlax.
Matt McCarty is a flamingo with flowing brown locks of luscious, bouncy hair.
Seth Hoskins is the disturbed manticore.
David Matthias is a dwarf horse with bad hair.
Mikey Detmering is Super Saiyan 5 Goku animal.
Chris Detmering is the Balrog, Lord of Shadow and Flame.
Alex Detmering is Optimus Prime, friend to all the weak humans; they are a primitive race.
Yup, 100% accurate.
Alex, Mikey, and Chris
the blog manifesto.
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