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sincerely,

barnaby jones

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Top Ten Good Looking Men


Top 10:

Leonardo Dicaprio Total:190/30

Style-10
Power-4
Stance-6
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King of the world multiplier + 100
Never let go multiplier +20
Massive play child multiplier +50

Daniel Craig Total:169/30

Style-10
Style-10
Power-10
Stance-10
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Rebirth multiplier +89
Raptor multiplier +40

Hugh Jackman Total:162/30

Style-6
Power-10
Stance-9
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Huge pekz +90
Hair on huge pekz multiplier +47

Ryan Reynolds Total:157/30

Style-10
Power-7
Stance-7
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Hilarious multiplier +59
Clean fun multiplier +74

Brad Pitt Total:150/30

Style-10
Power-7
Stance-8
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Mustachio multiplier +100
Charm +10
Double resistance against water pokemon+ 15

Heath Ledger Total:134/30

Style-7
Power-9
Stance-8
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Cooler now that he is dead multiplier +50
Won the ladies noble hand multiplier +60

Viggo Mortensen Total:132/30

Style-6
Power-10
Stance-9
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Orc killer multiplier + 87
Naked rampage multiplier +20

Harrison Ford Total:127/30

Style-8
Power-10
Stance-9
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Warp speed multiplier +40
Fountain of youth multiplier +60

James Franco Total:112/30

Style-10
Power-6
Stance-8
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Watery eyed multiplier +58
Zero gravity hair multiplier +30

Colin Farrell Total: 61/30

Style-9
Power-5
Stance-5
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Big gay Alexander deduction -80
Minority report suspenders +100


Honorable Mention




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