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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Hey, yeah hey you. I’m Bill Clinton and these are my memoirs. Listen up man and I’ll tell ya what ya need to know. </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I had just rented out a nice place in the desert with my girl, Haarlaxxa, yeah that’s right. She was a telepathic warlord. I could barely sleep over her dang “midnight animal killing” thing she used to do. Women, man. I’ll tell you what. </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">But you know, we did what we had to do to get by. Just squirtin’ out particle beams and poppin’ down into the void zone to rake up some plasma bucks that the laser camels dropped out of their humps. Those crazy laser camels man I’ll tell you what. What a time. </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Now wait a minute, wait a minute. Here’s the thing: </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Way back then before I was President of the good ole U. S. of A., my days mainly consisted of:</span></span></div>
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<li><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Bein’ trapped in my infinity stew of endless knowledge (very wet)</span></li>
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<li><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">And that’s about it</span></li>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 700; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The King and I</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Right, there was this king. Met him down at this happenin’ joint called the Puke Pit. The king had one heck of a craving for my knowledge.</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">He would shave my entire body and make me roll up in a little ball and say things like, “I am slaveboy. Boy is my slave. I am boy. Slaves are myself. Slave is knowledge.” But sometimes all you can do is laugh, ya know?</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">What made it worse was when he tied me up and dipped me in pickle juice every time I came to visit. I got realll pickly. I was like a pickled little turkey in some tight, sexy little plastic wrap in the back of the fridge. Man those were some weird times. </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Anyway, eventually Haalroxablachablal came and rescued me from my pickle prison, and the King realized that my knowledge stew wasn’t all that bad. From then on I advised him pretty good. Pretty damn good….</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">One time I was down there with the king just slappin’ a couple big ole pieces a beef together (you know, for the kids) and it kept makin’ this real cool noise. I kept doin’ it and everybody was so happy. Eventually I just decided to name myself after the beef slappin’ sound. That’s how I got to be called “Bill Clinton”. </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 700; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The Creation of Bill Clinton</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">So when I created myself, it basically went like this. I was deep down in the plasma zone and it was just time for a change ya know? You would not believe how stuffy it gets down there. Like a scorchin’ wet Louisiana mud dog in a water heater on the fourth of Ju-ly! I’m talkin hot! So I went ahead and said the creation prayer I learned as a kid:</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Me: </span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 700; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I am Bill Clinton. </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 700; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Gettin’ Down to Business</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">So down in Arkansas there are these real nasty sloppy swamp monsters. They’re real big and they’ll getcha if you’re not careful. Once I was created I had to deal with stuff like swamp monsters, and also Congress. </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">So I was down in the dark in Arkansas just workin my hip thrusters when I bumped into somebody else doin the same thing. We kinda thought it was weird for a minute when I realized wait a minute, I know this guy. This is Al Gore, my lifelong friend and greatest personal nemesis. That crazy son of a bitch. </span></span></div>
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Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03773954823335120466noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-406297212827024999.post-42900674924267119042015-06-30T11:50:00.002-05:002015-06-30T11:50:49.046-05:00How to get women of the opposite sex in five easy to do steps that you can do because they are easy to do!
1) First thing you have to is be really good looking.
Women love guys that are good looking. If you are a hot and sexy man than you got it made! You might be thinking “hey Chris, I am super ugly-- my mom wanted to abort me because of this” I say to you life isnt fair. Do You think its fair how good looking I am? No. But I am.
2) Be full of knowledge.
Women love guys that are full of all sorts of knowledge about things. You have to have two types of knowledge
1. Classical guy knowledge
This is knowledge about cars, fixing things around the house, and sports.
Tho you talk mostly about this stuff with your guy friends women love guys that don't care about what they care about.
2. Knowledge about the finer things in life
Women are sups attracted to guys that know about 1800th century french literature and Italian Renaissance paintings. Read some books and pretend like you know this, lie to them if need be. Yes. Lying works really well with women.
3. Be super jacked.
I mean look at me? I am super jacked and do you know how many women I get? Millions. So, don't be a flubby dubby unless you are super rich-which brings me to my next point.
4. BE super rich!
Do you know how much poontang wealthy people get? A lot. Women are really really simple creatures. Women are attracted to money like flies are to shinny things.. Its science
5. Be Brad Pritt. Its pretty basic. If you are Brad Pit, you get all the women... Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-406297212827024999.post-83931174138507606782015-06-05T14:03:00.000-05:002015-06-05T15:10:10.527-05:00gotta get up outta tha hood<span style="color: white;"><br /></span>
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Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03773954823335120466noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-406297212827024999.post-67957514887230747732015-05-27T11:06:00.000-05:002015-05-27T11:38:43.409-05:00The Eels<div dir="ltr" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">
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Gorgeous and slippery glass monsters they are.
</i>The Eels.</span></span></span></div>
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They make a fool of me with their unsafe mental powers, their unstable time travel capabilities.
They are glassy and transcendent. They reach the top but continue still, their unlimited moisture abundantly flowing directly onto my face.
Their minds are glazed with sexual promiscuity (sexual magic).
They maintain an infinite chokehold on my psyche from which I cannot escape.
I lose control of my bodily functions in their lustrous and lubricious presence.
I draw near to their slimy essence.
Satiny Angels. Glistening Devils.
Beautiful and viscous creations abiding in the darkness.
Soapy miracle in my veins, throbbing and unctuous. Their oils consume me.
Steady is my gaze upon these dancing wonder worms.
I anxiously await their return.
My body aches for the engulfing warmth of their saccharine fluids.
My mind is a cage to which their hypnotically slithering bodies are the only key.
My limbs quiver in anticipation of the powers of dampness that I will be granted once they make their home within me.
For I will be theirs and they will be mine.
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Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03773954823335120466noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-406297212827024999.post-3122487577065524532015-05-21T15:03:00.000-05:002015-05-21T15:12:00.423-05:00Work-out plane 4 Emery I care a shit ton about fitness. So, needless to say, people ask me ALL the SHIT time to <b>fucken</b> give them shit to do to get them <b>assed ripped</b>. Here is 1 such plan I given to my FRIEND:
"Getting jacked is simple as shit. Over the years of becoming super ripped balls guy and having bulging biceps (by which I have sex with many ladies with my bulging penis), I have formulated 3 simple rules to become a hugatroner-sexual-mechine/lady-vigina-plower.
Rule 1
DONT BE A PUSSY OR A FUCKING DUMB ASS!
This is kinda of a joke but also serious. IF you want to get jacked you have to workout when you don't want to, but you also have to know when you need to rest (thus the dumbass part). So you have to be willing to push your body to the limit—and it hurts...a lot. But I usually walk away from each one of my sets with a huge raging boner, as should you. Your the parts of your brain that sense pain are right next to the parts the sense pleasure (so its science) pain can be pleasurable. But if your muscle hurt like fuck ass and your feel like actual shit—not just being a bitch ass, then rest that day.
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SLEEP A SHIT TON!
I was thinking of making this one the first and most important rule but I did not because the one I put as first is the most important one, so never question anything I tell you, K? This is super fucking important so put your listening cap on....your body puts all shorts of shit into yourself that gets you jacked as fuck. Ever heard of HGH? Yeah? That the shit 90% of pro athletes take( the other 10% sit on the bench) to get strong and recover. Its illegal as shit. Your body makes that while your sleep. So sleep a lot. There is all shorts of science behind why sleep is the balls sack, but I am not going to quote it because its boring as shit. So just trust me when I tell you: SLEEP YOU BITCH ASS NIGGER. 8-10 hours. If you can...shit sleep 12 nigger. See how little Americans sleep? Yeah they are all fat asses.
Rule 3
EAT A HELLA OF A LOT YOU GAY ASS WHOLE!
You are trying to put on 10 pounds yeah? Do you know (you fucking ass hole) how many Calories are in a pound of fat, ah? 3,000. That right. So you have to eat 3,000 calories to gain one pound of fat...now muscle is even harder to make so imagine how many calories you have to eat... like 100,000 or more. Now don't eat shitty ass food, accept on thos cheat day tho eat all that shit nigga (which should be ones a week), but for the other days this is what your day should look like:
Breakfast
6 whole eggs (dont be a bitch)
6-10oz of nuts
6 pieces of bacon
And some cheese on your whole eggs
Snack
protein shake or bar or five Tablespoons of skippy peanut butter
Lunch
Salad (big ass amount man..dont be a bitch)
Chicken or steak (a lot)
some fruit
Rice
Snack
Protein shake
Dinner
meat
veggies
fruit
Bread
Before you go to bed have some peanut butter and get up in the middle of the night and eat something too (like a protein shake or some cookies)
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LIFT SOME HEAVY ASS WEIGHT AND A SHIT TON OF LIGHTER WEIGHT!
Right now your prob asking yourself, “hay, didn't chris say there was only 3 rules...???” Well you guessed wrong bitch! I do what I want. This is the final Rule. If YOU want to get big you have to lift heavy AND lift a lot of lighter weights, Bitch."(Detmering 2005)
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">This exotic and illegal dish is composed from the remains of an infant sheep ripped from its mother’s womb, vacuum-sealed, shot into space and consumed by fire upon reentering the earth’s atmosphere. </span></span></div>
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Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03773954823335120466noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-406297212827024999.post-71266251570506316422015-05-16T14:52:00.002-05:002015-05-16T14:52:42.740-05:00Nearest to the residence of the most high<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTuvYIbeBq83Flx_TCU0PgEDhyKDylBWl2htmf-7CmSvBSCmhqYVPgSOPfXGBOSwnLXiG7vnjrXyjbBwPm_-RyBKW6iTL63rw6-jBUtwnk9OfLtRWrJpwSY-XBpwzGiQS75xJvdFWoqMI/s1600/kolob1B.gif" imageanchor="1" ><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTuvYIbeBq83Flx_TCU0PgEDhyKDylBWl2htmf-7CmSvBSCmhqYVPgSOPfXGBOSwnLXiG7vnjrXyjbBwPm_-RyBKW6iTL63rw6-jBUtwnk9OfLtRWrJpwSY-XBpwzGiQS75xJvdFWoqMI/s400/kolob1B.gif" /></a><br />
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<i>1. If you could hie to Kolob<br />
In the twinkling of an eye,<br />
And then continue onward<br />
With that same speed to fly,<br />
Do you think that you could ever,<br />
Through all eternity,<br />
Find out the generation<br />
Where Gods began to be?<br />
2. Or see the grand beginning,<br />
Where space did not extend?<br />
Or view the last creation,<br />
Where Gods and matter end?<br />
Methinks the Spirit whispers,<br />
"No man has found 'pure space,'<br />
Nor seen the outside curtains,<br />
Where nothing has a place."<br />
3. The works of God continue,<br />
And worlds and lives abound;<br />
Improvement and progression<br />
Have one eternal round.<br />
There is no end to matter;<br />
There is no end to space;<br />
There is no end to spirit;<br />
There is no end to race.<br />
4. There is no end to virtue;<br />
There is no end to might;<br />
There is no end to wisdom;<br />
There is no end to light.<br />
There is no end to union;<br />
There is no end to youth;<br />
There is no end to priesthood;<br />
There is no end to truth.<br />
5. There is no end to glory;<br />
There is no end to love;<br />
There is no end to being;<br />
There is no death above.<br />
There is no end to glory;<br />
There is no end to love;<br />
There is no end to being;<br />
There is no death above.</i>itsethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05879196684080679419noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-406297212827024999.post-12446803186952560362015-05-07T12:54:00.001-05:002015-05-07T12:56:45.587-05:00The Secret Inside Tesla Energy’s New Powerwall that Elon Musk Doesn’t Want You to Know!!! Click here to find out the surprising, disgusting, downright disturbing details!!!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;">“It looks like a beautiful sculpture on a wall” Musk said after debuting “the missing piece” on May 1st. He claimed that it could transition the entire world from fossil fuel to limitless energy. But, he didn’t say what was inside this missing piece or why it was missing for 13.8 billion years. Yesterday, Subtitles for Movies in English was granted unprecedented access to the gigafactory, and, we’re sorry to say, it's hard to stomach. </span></h3>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br />The gigafactory has broken the second law of thermodynamics and created the world’s first perpetual motion machine, but it’s disgusting. Musk cryptically referred to this secret when he said of the present situation on earth, “it sucks.” </span></h3>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br />Science said it was impossible because the universe sucks energy from every side of our feeble machines as they exist today. However, Musk realized that there is one natural machine on earth that sucks back, and it’s this machine that tesla energy harnessed and stuck inside every single Powerwall.</span></h3>
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<span style="font-size: large;">But, as the new science makes clear, one leach wasn’t enough to perpetually harness energy. </span></h3>
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<span style="font-size: large;">As our diagram shows, leaches when fastened together leach off each other, infinitely producing energy. </span></h3>
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<span style="font-size: large;">The only reason man hadn’t discovered this technology sooner was because it’s so disgusting. </span></h3>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br />Elon Doesn’t mind though.</span></h3>
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<span style="font-size: large;">He's had enough of the this leachy universe and he is ready to suck back. Each leach runs forever off one drop of Musk’s blood, and after the leaches are fastened together, nothing can stop them from producing pure energy forever. </span></h3>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br />Unfortunately, this technology has spread into Tesla Motors as well. SME recently acquired a computer rendering of the 2016 Tesla Model S, and the results are well….. disgusting. </span></h3>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">when the children of men have been beset on </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">all sides by additional children of other men;</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">men who are, doubtless, likewise the children </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">men even as men come from children, and the</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">taking into account that the children of ants also</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">how many children children's children begat, </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">but verily do I say unto you, the sun hast not</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">It might seem highly unlikely that in stone age</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">the laws of the lord of the harvest, but also </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">The child saw what men had done under the sun</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">he shaved his baby head and spread ash upon his knees</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">he shaved his child knees and spread sackcloth on his ass</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">(the bearded but otherwise shaven babe with the waxen staff of ass-beating in hand)</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">Harken! From the mouth of the shaven babe, </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">came wisdom and long suffering: </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">"my eyes have become weary with the sin of my generation </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">my tongue cries out for deliverance </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">from their infinite wrong-God worshiping </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">my morbidly straight extremities beat in the dust </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">the song of judgement </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">A song of hills that would bring </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">the waxen staff of ass-beating to these idolaters"</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">And lo! The sons of the Kings of Babylon</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">Gathered together in great wickedness</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">and many fold weariness, and, with intensely labored breath, </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">they spoke before their people against the speaking that</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">the anointed babe had spoken to whoever the hell </span></span></div>
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<span style="color: white;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">listens to random prophetic baby shouting: </span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br class="kix-line-break" /></span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">"Great indeed was the weariness in these days.</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">Behold, great is the weariness which lays upon us, </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">the weariness that laid upon our fathers, </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">the Kings of Babylon, now weighs on us. </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">But this weariness, that lays upon us now, </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">is an even greater weariness than that </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">which laid upon our Fathers, the Kings of Babylon. </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">Even though their weariness was mighty, </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">like a strong warrior of Babylon ready to go out </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">to meet the armies of the enemy, even still, </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">this current weariness is greater, like a mighty man </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">of Babylon who says to his spirit 'Be strong! </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">Fear not the armies of the enemy, </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">for your sword is your ally and your ally </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">lies in darkness to betray you.' Such is </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">the weariness that lays upon us now.</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">But this enemy that gathers before us now,</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">this brood of unkept viper piss,</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">this idle-tongued slack jaw,</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">this lumber-stiff jack and ape</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">this fat-staffed lamprey </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">this stiff-nippled shart stuffer</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">we will weed out him and his progeny</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">with bright flame, strong spear, and a </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">multitude of incorrect-deity respecting!”</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">And the people were filled with a great fear,</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">hiding in their encampments and shoating </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">with a great shout: “we are afraid, soon </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;">the great weary sons of babylon will descend </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><img alt="the power of generations, 2.jpg" height="364px;" src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/BmbiXeid4fc6dknCuD5ZJGqzMo11sR_C296ORmlpVyeunCshY3f0UV3lBp6qoiGJytI52vyMa5JZTVWUR1mOhGPZ91urRukY6KnbWEH_r0Jj-pVV_1Rsyy5GN5PHH5DE1WiyBrE" style="-webkit-transform: rotate(0.00rad); border: none; transform: rotate(0.00rad);" width="624px;" /></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;">(the babe, reproaching)</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;">And the babe reproached them their weakness:</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;">"Do not speak to me with the foul tongue of men,</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;">and cease your malcontent bitching, wormtongues!</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;">Remove thyself from the dense bed of ensnarement</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;">and stand mighty and stiff-limbed alongside me,</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;">or so help me harvest-god, I will ass-beat </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;">some wisdom and supplication out of you and your</span></span></div>
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<br />alexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09442896611805982181noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-406297212827024999.post-52242029163370594182015-04-14T22:56:00.001-05:002015-04-14T23:31:05.477-05:00The Ape Diet and JungleFitThe paleo diet just isn't good enough anymore, and neither is CrossFit. Both are widely accepted standards of health and are based on a fading generation's tradition, which is problematic for obvious reasons. <br />
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<b>The Ape Diet</b><br />
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This is just obvious and intuitive. Humans are a relatively recent manifestation of evolution's process of natural selection. But what we comprise is more fundamentally ape than human. Observe:<br />
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From this infographics we can easily see that humans are about 3/5 ape; that is, our biology is more naturally attuned to the needs of an ape than a human. So, why are we eating like humans? <br />
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Enter the Ape Diet: <br />
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As you can see, this diet is easy and incredibly healthy and natural. Here's a sample day:<br />
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Breakfast:<br />
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Lunch:<br />
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Dinner: <br />
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Tip: occasional lice, mites, or ticks can be found on a mate or close friend -- a very nutritious and natural snack (and free).<br />
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And for Dessert:<br />
Coprophagia! <br />
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Here's a hint what that is:<br />
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And before you jump on the comments questioning the the science behind this: don't worry, I came prepared. (I knew paleo dieters would insist they have hard science to back up a diet if they're going to support it.)<br />
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<b>Sciences and math research</b><br />
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I ran a simple regression on a population (n) using the years of eating the ape diet as independent variable (X) and the estimated age of the subject at death as the dependent variable (Y). This of course is to determine if more years of eating an ape diet increase your life expectancy.<br />
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Where n=4 (2 friends, 1 fitness blogger, and an anecdote from a guy at the gym; note, none of these people are dead yet, so I estimated their age at death)<br />
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The data yielded a regression equation as follows:<br />
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y = pseudoscience + wantsabs(X)<br />
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The results are astonishing: when we plug in 50 years for X, we see that the estimated age at death is 167.<br />
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Here's a graphic of our regression:<br />
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Now, I'm no statistician, but that's pretty compelling. If that isn't enough evidence, look at this Chimp, she's still going strong at 76! <br />
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Source: <a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2012/04/21/us/oldest-chimpanzee-in-captivity">CNN Link</a><br />
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<b>JungleFit</b><br />
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There's not much to say on this. It's pretty well summed up in one word: trees. One tree is one rep. Because no two trees are alike -- and branches are randomly distributed -- we can see why apes are such strong, healthy creatures. This workout is all you and your genes need: it's infinitely varied cardio and strength conditioning. <br />
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The workout for beginners is simply: AMTAP (As Many Trees As Possible)<br />
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For those who are more Jungle Fit: Tree EMOM (Tree climb Every Minute On the Minute). <br />
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Annual JungleFit games are already gaining a solid following: <a href="http://youtu.be/JzFyAvFGzFQ?t=2m1s">YouTube Link</a>itsethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05879196684080679419noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-406297212827024999.post-39360136395122450082015-04-09T13:08:00.000-05:002015-04-09T13:08:37.778-05:00Cult Bulletin Board<div dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;">
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Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03773954823335120466noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-406297212827024999.post-40738195481934260402015-04-09T11:45:00.000-05:002015-04-09T11:47:56.354-05:00Wisdom from the Ring<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;">The time is ripe for plucking! It’s not what you see that isn’t important kid, it’s what you don’t see in your heart that’s got your beautiful new key to winning. Don’t forget that inside is an ever-changing environment like a blade of grass that keeps on ticking. You’ve gotta pick that up! Don’t think, hit canons kid, thriller lights. </span> </div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Remember when you’re almost to the top, it’s about the knocking down, not getting down! Because the drama eats odds, which are there for your overcoming. Passion is peace with yourself, doing the cowardly is slobbing at the one yard line, at the game of the century, and that excites the box. Remember three strikes is all about the speed spirit and money in the hope-poker. You can always give up but never give in to what the crucial moment says! That’s between the ears and spells the difference between an out of the park changer, and an outworked peewacker. </span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15642032643002514354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-406297212827024999.post-32980035451437870892015-04-06T20:57:00.000-05:002015-04-06T20:58:27.673-05:00The Ten Tribes of Jezebel, Chapter 1<div dir="ltr" style="line-height: 2.4; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-right: 252pt; margin-top: 0pt;">
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alexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09442896611805982181noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-406297212827024999.post-44664640277271612822015-03-31T10:09:00.000-05:002015-03-31T10:09:13.387-05:00The Score is Hot<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03773954823335120466noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-406297212827024999.post-61229510007900643502015-03-27T15:21:00.000-05:002015-03-27T15:21:58.527-05:00The Hottest New Business Practices<div dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: white;"><img height="201px;" src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/IyLDdq7id4mJXQWy1gDZUFBHIpu8WOqy4Ml4hGV28kuxlpfmldLFwmE7-7de9dNhiso1MFCvDYBIaORg8dK_XeARkmD3i_rXD_8bgn2g6IzzUMUc4THrZZtq5gE9mlhdxSHn53M" style="-webkit-transform: rotate(0.00rad); border: none; transform: rotate(0.00rad);" width="375px;" /></span></span></div>
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Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03773954823335120466noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-406297212827024999.post-900830017799396182012-07-05T10:30:00.000-05:002012-07-05T10:30:13.798-05:00Becoming more with your life now, for less!While in New Mexico, I watched the fantastic BBQ Pitmasters program and became fixated on the idea that the the life of a professional BBQ judge was the life for me. It took me a year, but I finally acted on my dreams and contacted a BBQ official under the assumed identity of Frank Bitwheeler, Attorney at Law:
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Beholden, the greatest SME posts, to date, as voted on by the Editors:<br />
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10) Top Ten Good Looking Men<br />
Authors: Alex Detmering, Chris Detmering, Jon Ryan, Matthew McCarty, Taylor James (anyone else?)<br />
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<a href="http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2009/07/good-looking-men.html">http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2009/07/good-looking-men.html</a><br />
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<a href="http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2009/11/julie-effect-case-of-madness.html">http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2009/11/julie-effect-case-of-madness.html</a><br />
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<a href="http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2010/04/julie-henning-effect-part-2-decent-into.html">http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2010/04/julie-henning-effect-part-2-decent-into.html</a><br />
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8) The truth about life and a great glorious discovery mountain<br />
Authors: Alex Detmering and Jon Ryan<br />
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7) Arctorius -- Lord of wales<br />
Author: Matthew McCarty<br />
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<a href="http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2009/10/thou-hil-arctorius-lord-of-wales-that.html">http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2009/10/thou-hil-arctorius-lord-of-wales-that.html</a><br />
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6) Mizzou Daycare<br />
Author: Seth Hoskins<br />
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<a href="http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2009/11/university-of-missouri-columbia-mizzou.html">http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2009/11/university-of-missouri-columbia-mizzou.html</a><br />
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5) Words of Wisdom<br />
Authors: Alex Detmering and Mikey Detmering<br />
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<a href="http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2010/05/collection-of-words-of-wisdom.html">http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2010/05/collection-of-words-of-wisdom.html</a><br />
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4(tie) The Anatomy of a Horrible Music Video<br />
Author: Jon Ryan<br />
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<a href="http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2009/11/blog-post.html">http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2009/11/blog-post.html</a><br />
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4(tie) Science Machine discovers combo<br />
Authors: Alex Detmering, Mikey Detmering, Chris Detmering<br />
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<a href="http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2010/12/breaking-news-science-machine-discovers.html">http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2010/12/breaking-news-science-machine-discovers.html</a><br />
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<a href="http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2010/02/breaking-news-science-machine-discovers.html">http://subtitlesformoviesinenglish.blogspot.com/2010/02/breaking-news-science-machine-discovers.html</a><br />
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3) Slumdog Millionaire<br />
Author: Chris Detmering<br />
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2) Broteoporosis: A National Concern<br />
Author: Alex Detmering<br />
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1) Plan for My Children<br />
Author: Mikey Detmering<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15642032643002514354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-406297212827024999.post-34406860364994550332012-01-11T05:41:00.001-06:002012-03-03T16:08:18.513-06:00The Truth about Fight Club<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I found this paper today and had a good lulz about it. I thought I would share.<br />
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Matthew McCarty<br />
Professor Rodgers<br />
English 102<br />
February 15th, 2010<br />
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Main Character analysis - Chapter six from <u>Fight Club</u></div>
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Chapter six from Charles Michael Palahniuk's <u>Fight Club</u> was originally published as a short story, and sometime after publishing the story Palahniuk decided to write a book around it. The short story is about one man's struggle with his homosexual desires; it captures the tension of a gay man trapped in a straight society, and the process of liberation.<br />
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The story starts with the unnamed main character giving a revealing monologue full of curious sexual similes. He is at work, running the projector for his boss while explaining his injuries to the reader. He says, "I can picture them as the black stitches on a dog after it's been fixed" (Palahniuk). Why would the narrator make such a odd comparison? When a dog is fixed, that dog's sexual organ is removed; the narrator sees his stitches as that of a fixed dog's. Therefore metaphorically, the narrator has no balls. What caused this symbolic castration? I believe it was the narrator's superego that has removed his balls. And when a dog has no balls, it has no sexual desire. In conclusion, society has taken prisoner the narrator's sexual desire. Later on in his story, he builds on that picture saying, "I'm off to one side of the room, in the dark" (Palahniuk). This statement shows how he feels; conventional society cannot understand him. Society has placed him in the dark, because of who he has become. The main character knows that society isn't ready for the truth, so he lies to them. "I tell Walter I fell" (Palahniuk).<br />
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Further along in the monologue, the narrator elaborates on the activities leading to his injuries, but more importantly, his enlightenment. Fight club is the cause of his enlightenment. He mentions that no one is allowed to talk about fight club; "the first rule about fight club is you don't talk about fight club" (Palahniuk). As well as the club's beginning, he says "The first fight club was just Tyler and I pounding on each other" (Palahniuk). The narrator also talks about the progression of fight club, "and every week you go and there's more guys there" (Palahniuk). The more the narrator talks about fight club, the more I see the narrator's lost sexual desire returning to him. His fight club only meets at night, pounds on each other, is strictly men, and forbids the participants from talking about it. The narrator goes on to say, "I'm a thirty-year-old boy, and I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer I need" (Palahniuk). He obviously found an answer that was not another woman. It was his secret man meetings in the basement of a bar. It took a secret group of men, meeting weekly to liberate the narrator's captive balls. As the story progresses the narrator becomes increasingly brazen: "You see a guy come to fight club for the first time, and his ass is a loaf of white bread" (Palahniuk). The narrator sums up his point with this statement, "most guys are at fight club because of something they're too scared to fight. After a few fights, you're afraid a lot less" (Palahniuk). <br />
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The guys that are at fight club were too afraid to openly admit homosexuality. So rather than let their id control their ego, they let society and their superegos, cut off their balls. After starting their club, and becoming enlightened, the participants are not afraid of society anymore. At the end of the story the narrator was bold enough to say this, "Walter from Microsoft catches my eye. Here's a young guy with perfect teeth and clear skin and the kind of job you bother to write the alumni magazine about getting" (Palahniuk). I am sure the narrator wants Walter to come to his Saturday night man meeting. But the story ends with the narrator watching and thinking about Walter. The reader is left to wonder; did the narrator's enlightenment lead him to stand up to society as an enlightened homosexual man; did he ask Walter on a date? Or did the narrator stay in the shadows, where society has placed him? The reader will never know; Palahniuk wrote <u>Fight Club</u> to cover up the true meaning of his short story. I can understand why; homosexual romance novels don't sell nearly as well as satirical-mystery-thrillers do.<br />
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Because of Palahniuk selling out, most people understand that Chapter six of <u>Fight Club, </u>is a club for fighting. What a preposterous interpretation. It's really the story of a thirty-year-old boy struggling with society's customary heterosexual tendency. He rebels by starting a homosexual self help group cleverly disguised as a club for fighting.</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15642032643002514354noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-406297212827024999.post-80268443078165194402012-01-10T12:15:00.006-06:002012-01-10T12:23:01.753-06:00Who Would Win?Tyrannosaurus-Rex<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://mrkatzoff.org/wp-content/uploads/tyrannosaurus-rex.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 416px; height: 300px;" src="http://mrkatzoff.org/wp-content/uploads/tyrannosaurus-rex.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br />Cybersaurus-Rex<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5OiZ1rU-vIyo1HAmcaG32i2KyJe5kJn2lFBe2mPcOTnNssi4qZySaJM5gSkVSPLol7LW-tV91tY8U5z6yq1sTZAL5AF9Q3_22ZLy0s27azKiW7F7LPLWhAuWAxQtGCumzw-BsjKOB0Hn7/s1600/Cyber+Rex.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 227px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5OiZ1rU-vIyo1HAmcaG32i2KyJe5kJn2lFBe2mPcOTnNssi4qZySaJM5gSkVSPLol7LW-tV91tY8U5z6yq1sTZAL5AF9Q3_22ZLy0s27azKiW7F7LPLWhAuWAxQtGCumzw-BsjKOB0Hn7/s400/Cyber+Rex.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696069410509861522" /></a><br /><br />Or....<br />Keanusaurus-Rex<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEha8UtE1bWsuezV46qbKBS1Fqi1o9uPfoQLm8qUNV1QQDVjn2PhS9IMJLBE7OHqAbd4SJM6YotxZw9jRB6_pntbOuw9ce_owIVIwMNUGMb-mqKTcwSQJes9KBSJG2OXF163bbH8AZFMfoTz/s1600/keanusaurus+rex.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEha8UtE1bWsuezV46qbKBS1Fqi1o9uPfoQLm8qUNV1QQDVjn2PhS9IMJLBE7OHqAbd4SJM6YotxZw9jRB6_pntbOuw9ce_owIVIwMNUGMb-mqKTcwSQJes9KBSJG2OXF163bbH8AZFMfoTz/s400/keanusaurus+rex.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696069918160630274" /></a><br /><br /><br />I think we all know the victor...<br /><br />SME IS BACKMikeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18182702108530034311noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-406297212827024999.post-39015152915891835602011-09-18T22:08:00.001-05:002011-09-18T22:08:46.413-05:00Drone Sacrafice<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15642032643002514354noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-406297212827024999.post-54543535819247598862011-05-14T01:54:00.002-05:002011-05-14T01:56:57.635-05:00Indie band names, a trendindie bands with animal names--just on my ipod:<br /><br />Deertick <br /><br />Deerhoof<br /><br />Deerhunter <br /><br />Arctic monkeys<br /><br />Modest Mouse<br /><br />Mice Parade<br /><br />Horse Feathers <br /><br />Band of Horses <br /><br />Department of Eagles<br /> <br />Animal collective<br /><br />Wolf Parade <br /><br />Bowerbirds <br /><br />Andrew Bird (alright, not really)<br /><br />Gregory & the Hawk <br /><br />Noah and the Whale <br /><br />Black Moth Super Rainbow <br /><br />The antlers<br /><br />The Dodos <br /><br />The Eels<br /><br />The Unicorns<br /><br />The Wombats <br /><br />The Wrens <br /> <br />The Bug<br /><br />The Mountain Goats<br /><br />The Octopus Project <br /><br />Swan Lake <br /><br />Jaguar Love<br /><br />Cannibal Ox <br /><br />Fleet Foxes<br /><br />Flying Lotus <br /><br />Frightened Rabbit <br /><br />DJ Danger Mouse <br /><br />Caribou<br /><br />Dove<br /><br />Foals<br /><br />Elefant <br /><br />Gorillaz<br /><br />Phoenix <br /><br />Grizzly bear<br /><br />Panda bear <br /><br />Minus the bearalexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09442896611805982181noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-406297212827024999.post-90781088836023977372011-04-29T20:11:00.006-05:002011-04-29T20:14:37.270-05:00Marketing Fail<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmOeTDNKQRJVJ2OtGHNG3NucUSNGQn-7y5niAk4stipak_WDvU4pUD6JNLlhRwJi77SNgBUasziD-bZEtbhx7qNBiBxTfwhaMlz14lyMtNx0AGM933HFJecZZ98_4vYxEoj_nh2UaQivY/s1600/Marketing+Fail+1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 337px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmOeTDNKQRJVJ2OtGHNG3NucUSNGQn-7y5niAk4stipak_WDvU4pUD6JNLlhRwJi77SNgBUasziD-bZEtbhx7qNBiBxTfwhaMlz14lyMtNx0AGM933HFJecZZ98_4vYxEoj_nh2UaQivY/s400/Marketing+Fail+1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5601178183607381458" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhub_dfUlZkxymEJHlMTq3acToxtidYDzH3z8tqlfnkXN-NR_ZWnW42ddIHcVQrT8yNLxfawh_wrhDw1MoCWH1yTwsrZ1F2IIsskGpgpu8TPsEKSYXAWGBf_6HNcfVl-o8V1rVwRVseSU/s1600/Marketing+Fail+2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 179px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhub_dfUlZkxymEJHlMTq3acToxtidYDzH3z8tqlfnkXN-NR_ZWnW42ddIHcVQrT8yNLxfawh_wrhDw1MoCWH1yTwsrZ1F2IIsskGpgpu8TPsEKSYXAWGBf_6HNcfVl-o8V1rVwRVseSU/s400/Marketing+Fail+2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5601178248850751810" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />Perhaps next time they should have a better defined criteria, besides just "jaw." Haha<br /><br />And in case you were curious: Try to make sense of <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/jaw/112054058823579">this</a>.itsethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05879196684080679419noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-406297212827024999.post-83435609379583212011-04-29T01:53:00.002-05:002011-04-29T01:54:54.931-05:00News, According to Yahoo<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4Q5e4jl6ioEe0qWBCNj4mJl4Ff2MyK6hJ-u9YDvpVtq1LVBAVvZvn1nMH9z_o5h2oxNNzeZoNy_0rK4qoTwpSA_yQzLLwUp7E0wQgLJMh97XCSs-Pez3Gr92dxKaAvvUv3RnbEi9AXoH2/s1600/Screen+shot+2011-04-14+at+2.28.21+PM.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 312px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4Q5e4jl6ioEe0qWBCNj4mJl4Ff2MyK6hJ-u9YDvpVtq1LVBAVvZvn1nMH9z_o5h2oxNNzeZoNy_0rK4qoTwpSA_yQzLLwUp7E0wQgLJMh97XCSs-Pez3Gr92dxKaAvvUv3RnbEi9AXoH2/s400/Screen+shot+2011-04-14+at+2.28.21+PM.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5600895266125429058" /></a><br /><br />National News this isalexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09442896611805982181noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-406297212827024999.post-30448521276154998542011-04-28T00:09:00.002-05:002011-04-28T00:16:18.102-05:00Mikey Met Jamal Tonight.<div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1304640808" class="profileLink"><img class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/187666_1304640808_3211721_q.jpg" title="You" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp">11:55pm</span></div><div id="msg_768378833_3647815618" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eric:</span> what up nigga</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=768378833" class="profileLink"><img title="Mikey Detmering" class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/186558_768378833_566664_q.jpg" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_undefined" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mikey</span>: what teh-hey heck</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1304640808" class="profileLink"><img class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/187666_1304640808_3211721_q.jpg" title="You" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_2888104766" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eric</span>: lulz</div><div id="msg_768378833_3811836454" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eric</span>: whats?!</div><div id="msg_768378833_4161527972" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eric</span>: up?!</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=768378833" class="profileLink"><img title="Mikey Detmering" class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/186558_768378833_566664_q.jpg" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_undefined" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mikey</span>: why did a black person soundboard</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1304640808" class="profileLink"><img class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/187666_1304640808_3211721_q.jpg" title="You" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_1940445644" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eric</span>: ????</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=768378833" class="profileLink"><img title="Mikey Detmering" class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/186558_768378833_566664_q.jpg" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_undefined" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mikey</span>: be used in a conversation </div><div id="msg_768378833_undefined" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mikey</span>: hold on that was really poorly written</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1304640808" class="profileLink"><img class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/187666_1304640808_3211721_q.jpg" title="You" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_1739994535" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eric</span>: oh dude that was jamal dont worry about that</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=768378833" class="profileLink"><img title="Mikey Detmering" class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/186558_768378833_566664_q.jpg" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_undefined" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mikey</span>: that wasnt a soundboard?</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1304640808" class="profileLink"><img class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/187666_1304640808_3211721_q.jpg" title="You" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_1201620928" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eric</span>: soundboard???</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=768378833" class="profileLink"><img title="Mikey Detmering" class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/186558_768378833_566664_q.jpg" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_undefined" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mikey</span>: do you not know what a soundboard is?</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1304640808" class="profileLink"><img class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/187666_1304640808_3211721_q.jpg" title="You" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_2400453511" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eric</span>: not a chance</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=768378833" class="profileLink"><img title="Mikey Detmering" class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/186558_768378833_566664_q.jpg" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_undefined" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mikey</span>: and who is jamal?</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1304640808" class="profileLink"><img class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/187666_1304640808_3211721_q.jpg" title="You" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_3614229090" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eric</span>: dude dont worry about that!!!!</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=768378833" class="profileLink"><img title="Mikey Detmering" class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/186558_768378833_566664_q.jpg" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_undefined" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mikey</span>: ERICCC</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1304640808" class="profileLink"><img class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/187666_1304640808_3211721_q.jpg" title="You" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_2379637418" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eric</span>: MIKEY!!!!!!!!</div><div id="msg_768378833_1543799638" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eric</span>: what can is dos youz forz?</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=768378833" class="profileLink"><img title="Mikey Detmering" class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/186558_768378833_566664_q.jpg" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_undefined" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mikey</span>: was he being serious?</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1304640808" class="profileLink"><img class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/187666_1304640808_3211721_q.jpg" title="You" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_1974780660" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eric</span>: jamal?</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=768378833" class="profileLink"><img title="Mikey Detmering" class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/186558_768378833_566664_q.jpg" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_undefined" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mikey</span>: yah</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1304640808" class="profileLink"><img class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/187666_1304640808_3211721_q.jpg" title="You" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_604527220" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eric</span>: dude hes always serious man.</div><div id="msg_768378833_2320177473" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eric</span>: dont worry about that.</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=768378833" class="profileLink"><img title="Mikey Detmering" class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/186558_768378833_566664_q.jpg" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_undefined" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mikey</span>: aiight man</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1304640808" class="profileLink"><img class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/187666_1304640808_3211721_q.jpg" title="You" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_909017331" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eric</span>: so...</div><div id="msg_768378833_381213077" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eric</span>: whats up dude?</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=768378833" class="profileLink"><img title="Mikey Detmering" class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/186558_768378833_566664_q.jpg" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_undefined" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mikey</span>: eric who the heck is jamal</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1304640808" class="profileLink"><img class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/187666_1304640808_3211721_q.jpg" title="You" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_818838166" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eric</span>: DUDE!!!!!</div><div id="msg_768378833_1453276721" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eric</span>: DONT WORRY ABOUT DAT SHIT NIGGA! LESS YOU WANNA GET BENT!!!</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=768378833" class="profileLink"><img title="Mikey Detmering" class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/186558_768378833_566664_q.jpg" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_undefined" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mikey</span>: =O</div></div></div><div class="mhs mbs pts fbChatConvItem fbChatMessageGroup clearfix small"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1304640808" class="profileLink"><img class="uiProfilePhoto profilePhoto uiProfilePhotoMedium img" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/187666_1304640808_3211721_q.jpg" title="You" height="1" width="1" /></a><div class="messages"><div class="metaInfoContainer fss fcg"><span class="timestamp"></span></div><div id="msg_768378833_208949587" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eric</span>: so whats going on man?</div><div id="msg_768378833_3026210302" class="fbChatMessage fsm" jsid="message"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eric:</span>pumped for your party?<br /><br />mikey is offline.<br /></div></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2