Recently at SME we have been having some regrettable, I dare say atrocious, blog posts. We believe this is due to the lack of education we have within our Jr. writing staff. Because of this, we have taken it upon ourselves to start a SME educational course that will greatly strengthen the writers' abilities to grasp the ideology behind SME, this is essential for a successful blog posts. This program was designed to create physically, genetically, technologically, and mentally advanced "hyperwriters." We know it will strengthen their humor organ to the level we feel is necessary for them to contribute to SME.
The first student that went through this program was Jaidev Jyotis, who recently had one of his blog post deleted because of its "dumbness."
The Professor that led Jaidev from his sluggish, witless, asinine, stupid, lame, sense of humor to enlightenment was Christopher 'where dat money at $$ I am dat papa chsser' Detmering.
The following is the documentation of how Chris preformed this profound feat of science-technology:
Chris introduces himself to Jaidev.
Jaidev is bursting with joyfull-bliss.
Teacher displays what a good joke is:
Student is perplexed…
Teacher elaborates.
Student’s mind is blown.
Teacher delves further into the nature of the “balls.”
Student is confused.
Teacher ask for the student to give an example.
Student says, “Lady Gaga with f-15 taped on her body.”
Teacher compares to student’s example to the previous example of the“balls.”
..failure
Student tries again, “A story about a cat named Fuzzinz.”
Again, failure.
Student depressed by his immense density.
Yet he strives on, contemplating deeply.
“How about…Seth Hoskins being gay?” Exclaims the student.
Teacher draws each idea on the board.
Student waits
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It took Jaidev countless hours of teaching. However, after ten years of rigorous instruction, he passed the class.
The pupil at graduation day ;)
I like the ending.
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