the blog manifesto.

the purpose of sme is simply this: to overthrow the capitalist hegemony that has a stranglehold on our beautiful, multiethnic society. contributors are asked to take part in this, our overriding mission, so the people of the green earth can breathe together in the clean air of progressive politics and non-judgmentalism. each blog post must bask in the sunlight of earnest expression, never falling into the trap of satire or parody. our aim is clarity and verisimilitude; our mission is truth and the propagation of it. the blog is the perfect place to post your old family videos, homophobic video blogs, another blog's material, awkward, poorly-drawn sketches, halo reach updates, or unexplained/irrelevant wikipedia articles--sme is home to the entire eclectic conflation that is the internet. if there is one thing entirely intolerable to the editors of sme, it is sarcasm. there is simply no room in this blog for sarcastic, humorous, and reference driven posts. if you are among those responsible for such garbage, please leave.


barnaby jones

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

A review of the film: Ninja Assassin

When reviewing an adrenaline fueled, high-octane flick such as ninja assassin, it is often times difficult to find a place to start. Through very little reasoning, because that is what I assume the movie would want me to do, I have decided to present a summary of the film to kick things off.

As you may see, Ninja Assassin is not your typical popcorn fare. It is chock-full of many believable emotions such as crying and doing laundry. This is why I give it a rating of:

(Three Dismembered Ninja Heads)

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