jon ryan has a history of awesome wall conversations, here's the first of this with chris, and this is really old.
Jon Ryan to Chris Detmering: Dude, is it better to do push ups and sit ups then go running or go running then do push-ups and sit-ups after running?
Jon Ryan to Chris Detmering: Dude, when you're flexing is it better to point your fist inward towards your massive bicep or outwards towards the hot chicks looking at you?
Chris Detmering to Jon Ryan: neither, point them strait forward so the chicks in the back can get a peek too.
Jon Ryan to Chris Detmering: Dude, when you're doing sit ups do you look down at your ripped abs or up at the girl you're about to have sex with?
Chris Detmering to Jon Ryan: neither bro you look at the chick you are having sex with at the time
Jon Ryan to Chris Detmering: Dude, when you're doing squat thrusts do you stare at your left or right calf, or can you see both of them if you look straight down because of how massive they are?
Chris Detmering to Jon Ryan: neither, you look at the mirror and see your whole bulging body
Chris Detmering to Jon Ryan: dude, when the ladies walk by you, while you are ringing people out at jc penny and they give you the eye, do you look at yourself in the mirror? or take them out for a nice seafood diner?
Jon Ryan to Chris Detmering: Dude, when you're juicing your pecs at the gym do you usually wait for your nipples to stop being hard before you put your shirt back on, or do you just roll with it?
Jon Ryan to Chris Detmering: Dude, if you wanted to bend a quarter in half would you use your fingers or would your massive pecs be able to do the job?
Chris Detmering to Jon Ryan: neither, i would use my thighs
Jon Ryan to Chris Detmering: Dude, if you combined all the weight you've ever lifted with your toned muscle body, how much do you think it would be? Like, a hundred million tons?
Chris Detmering to Jon Ryan: all together i would say as much as a sun sized ball of dark matter
Chris Detmering to Jon Ryan: yo dawg iam writing this from my kick balls new phone, o and dude how do you deal with every girl you met only talking to you cause of your solid body and cut face? do you go to your quiet place and punch dance it out?
Jon Ryan to Chris Detmering: neither dude... wait...
Chris Detmering to Jon Ryan: dude, when the ladies jump on you and start ripping of your cloths do you wink at them and then show them your cut shredded abbs or do you see into their mind and then trap them dream involving nicholas cage and vin disle, just a thought
Jon Ryan to Chris Detmering: I ain't particular, I bang like vehicular homicides
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