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Monday, October 25, 2010

Alex to Taylor, a message about a lack of a message, which gets the message across

mikey and alex weren't invited to taylor's sweet ultra-fancy Halloween party, so they decide to take this into their own hands or the cell phones that were in those hands:

10:50 pm, Oct 25

Alex to Taylor:

Hey man, f u!

Taylor to Alex:


Alex to Taylor:

Mikey and I are never invited to your sweet little engagements, so we see how it is. Clean break!

Taylor to Alex:

Haha, I'm sorry man. My parents just don't like a lot of people being here, I'll see what I can do though.

Alex to Taylor:

Oh don't worry. I don't want you to have to loosen your regulations in order to invite us, the lessers. You just have fun in your ivory tower while I play with dirt, because I'm a moron and that's what morons do: play with dirt and not get invited to exclusive parties.

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