the blog manifesto.

the purpose of sme is simply this: to overthrow the capitalist hegemony that has a stranglehold on our beautiful, multiethnic society. contributors are asked to take part in this, our overriding mission, so the people of the green earth can breathe together in the clean air of progressive politics and non-judgmentalism. each blog post must bask in the sunlight of earnest expression, never falling into the trap of satire or parody. our aim is clarity and verisimilitude; our mission is truth and the propagation of it. the blog is the perfect place to post your old family videos, homophobic video blogs, another blog's material, awkward, poorly-drawn sketches, halo reach updates, or unexplained/irrelevant wikipedia articles--sme is home to the entire eclectic conflation that is the internet. if there is one thing entirely intolerable to the editors of sme, it is sarcasm. there is simply no room in this blog for sarcastic, humorous, and reference driven posts. if you are among those responsible for such garbage, please leave.

sincerely,

barnaby jones

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

slumdog millionaire

Recently at SME we have been having some regrettable, I dare say atrocious, blog posts. We believe this is due to the lack of education we have within our Jr. writing staff. Because of this, we have taken it upon ourselves to start a SME educational course that will greatly strengthen the writers' abilities to grasp the ideology behind SME, this is essential for a successful blog posts. This program was designed to create physically, genetically, technologically, and mentally advanced "hyperwriters." We know it will strengthen their humor organ to the level we feel is necessary for them to contribute to SME.

The first student that went through this program was Jaidev Jyotis, who recently had one of his blog post deleted because of its "dumbness."



Jaidev



The Professor that led Jaidev from his sluggish, witless, asinine, stupid, lame, sense of humor to enlightenment was Christopher 'where dat money at $$ I am dat papa chsser' Detmering.




The following is the documentation of how Chris preformed this profound feat of science-technology:


Chris introduces himself to Jaidev.


Jaidev is bursting with joyfull-bliss.


Teacher displays what a good joke is:


Student is perplexed…


Teacher elaborates.


Student’s mind is blown.


Teacher delves further into the nature of the “balls.”


Student is confused.


Teacher ask for the student to give an example.


Student says, “Lady Gaga with f-15 taped on her body.”


Teacher compares to student’s example to the previous example of the“balls.”


..failure


Student tries again, “A story about a cat named Fuzzinz.”


Again, failure.


Student depressed by his immense density.


Yet he strives on, contemplating deeply.


“How about…Seth Hoskins being gay?” Exclaims the student.


Teacher draws each idea on the board.


Student waits

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Success :)


It took Jaidev countless hours of teaching. However, after ten years of rigorous instruction, he passed the class.


The pupil at graduation day ;)

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