the blog manifesto.

the purpose of sme is simply this: to overthrow the capitalist hegemony that has a stranglehold on our beautiful, multiethnic society. contributors are asked to take part in this, our overriding mission, so the people of the green earth can breathe together in the clean air of progressive politics and non-judgmentalism. each blog post must bask in the sunlight of earnest expression, never falling into the trap of satire or parody. our aim is clarity and verisimilitude; our mission is truth and the propagation of it. the blog is the perfect place to post your old family videos, homophobic video blogs, another blog's material, awkward, poorly-drawn sketches, halo reach updates, or unexplained/irrelevant wikipedia articles--sme is home to the entire eclectic conflation that is the internet. if there is one thing entirely intolerable to the editors of sme, it is sarcasm. there is simply no room in this blog for sarcastic, humorous, and reference driven posts. if you are among those responsible for such garbage, please leave.

sincerely,

barnaby jones

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Most Edgy Chapter Titles for Christian Author Award

Rob bell Vs. Donald Miller

Rob Bell
Swollen Bellied Black Babies, Soccer Moms on Prozac, and the Mark of the Beast.

Air Puffers and Rubber Gloves

Genital Free Africans

God Wears Lipstick

Leather Whips and Fruit

(Highlight offenses: Black babies, Genitals, Fruit Sex, and Drugs.)

Donald Miller

Santa Takes a Leak

How to Kill Your Neighbor

Why a Three Legged Man is Better Than a Bearded Woman

Penguin Sex

The Sexy Carrots

(Highlight offenses: Animal sex, Vegetable sex, Murder, Peeing, Deformities, and Facial hair on women. Pretty edgy.)
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