the blog manifesto.

the purpose of sme is simply this: to overthrow the capitalist hegemony that has a stranglehold on our beautiful, multiethnic society. contributors are asked to take part in this, our overriding mission, so the people of the green earth can breathe together in the clean air of progressive politics and non-judgmentalism. each blog post must bask in the sunlight of earnest expression, never falling into the trap of satire or parody. our aim is clarity and verisimilitude; our mission is truth and the propagation of it. the blog is the perfect place to post your old family videos, homophobic video blogs, another blog's material, awkward, poorly-drawn sketches, halo reach updates, or unexplained/irrelevant wikipedia articles--sme is home to the entire eclectic conflation that is the internet. if there is one thing entirely intolerable to the editors of sme, it is sarcasm. there is simply no room in this blog for sarcastic, humorous, and reference driven posts. if you are among those responsible for such garbage, please leave.

sincerely,

barnaby jones

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Mikey Met Jamal Tonight.

11:55pm
Eric: what up nigga
Mikey: what teh-hey heck
Eric: lulz
Eric: whats?!
Eric: up?!
Mikey: why did a black person soundboard
Eric: ????
Mikey: be used in a conversation
Mikey: hold on that was really poorly written
Eric: oh dude that was jamal dont worry about that
Mikey: that wasnt a soundboard?
Eric: soundboard???
Mikey: do you not know what a soundboard is?
Eric: not a chance
Mikey: and who is jamal?
Eric: dude dont worry about that!!!!
Mikey: ERICCC
Eric: MIKEY!!!!!!!!
Eric: what can is dos youz forz?
Mikey: was he being serious?
Eric: jamal?
Mikey: yah
Eric: dude hes always serious man.
Eric: dont worry about that.
Mikey: aiight man
Eric: so...
Eric: whats up dude?
Mikey: eric who the heck is jamal
Eric: DUDE!!!!!
Eric: DONT WORRY ABOUT DAT SHIT NIGGA! LESS YOU WANNA GET BENT!!!
Mikey: =O
Eric: so whats going on man?
Eric:pumped for your party?

mikey is offline.
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