Drone Sacrafice

Preformed by the Detmerings and boyscout troop.

Indie band names, a trend

indie bands with animal names--just on my ipod:

Deertick

Deerhoof

Deerhunter

Arctic monkeys

Modest Mouse

Mice Parade

Horse Feathers

Band of Horses

Department of Eagles

Animal collective

Wolf Parade

Bowerbirds

Andrew Bird (alright, not really)

Gregory & the Hawk

Noah and the Whale

Black Moth Super Rainbow

The antlers

The Dodos

The Eels

The Unicorns

The Wombats

The Wrens

The Bug

The Mountain Goats

The Octopus Project

Swan Lake

Jaguar Love

Cannibal Ox

Fleet Foxes

Flying Lotus

Frightened Rabbit

DJ Danger Mouse

Caribou

Dove

Foals

Elefant

Gorillaz

Phoenix

Grizzly bear

Panda bear

Minus the bear

Marketing Fail

Perhaps next time they should have a better defined criteria, besides just "jaw." Haha

And in case you were curious: Try to make sense of this.

News, According to Yahoo

National News this is

Mikey Met Jamal Tonight.

11:55pm

Eric: what up nigga

Mikey: what teh-hey heck

Eric: lulz

Eric: whats?!

Eric: up?!

Mikey: why did a black person soundboard

Eric: ????

Mikey: be used in a conversation

Mikey: hold on that was really poorly written

Eric: oh dude that was jamal dont worry about that

Mikey: that wasnt a soundboard?

Eric: soundboard???

Mikey: do you not know what a soundboard is?

Eric: not a chance

Mikey: and who is jamal?

Eric: dude dont worry about that!!!!

Mikey: ERICCC

Eric: MIKEY!!!!!!!!

Eric: what can is dos youz forz?

Mikey: was he being serious?

Eric: jamal?

Mikey: yah

Eric: dude hes always serious man.

Eric: dont worry about that.

Mikey: aiight man

Eric: so...

Eric: whats up dude?

Mikey: eric who the heck is jamal

Eric: DUDE!!!!!

Eric: DONT WORRY ABOUT DAT SHIT NIGGA! LESS YOU WANNA GET BENT!!!

Mikey: =O

Eric: so whats going on man?

Eric:pumped for your party?

mikey is offline.

S.M.E. Bad language filter

final thoughts on 'king of limbs'

-jaidev

Poll: Which is dumber, David or Facebook?

SLAMMMMMM!

I Guessed

An Ode to Matt

cole, matthew, matt, mccarty,
master of sports, winner of things,
shredding guitar, falsetto he sings,
agile as a fox, beardy and hardy,
owning face; threaten'm? hardly.

Want to top him? matt is faster;
I dare you. it'll be a disaster.
no! try him. Please do; let's see
the consensus is in. all agree
defeat for him is most unlikely,
much like the surname Reichley.

The best thing is, he cares not for Glory
or riches or ladies—well, maybe a lady.
The man's a man, chin like Tom Brady.
But it's not about that, he's another story,
He'd sooner have death, is peroptato mori,
Than have an empty soul, but full inventory.

Matt's leaving, going even as I speak,
gone for five months, back for a week.
To school after that—he's booked straight,
studying the Bible; there's texts to collate.
Onward Matt! Faithful, you give us hope.
But life without Matt requires God to cope.

Top 5 Albums of 2010

2010 has come and gone. Here are the best musics as assembled by the SME editors. You’ll check these albums out, if you know what’s good for you.


1. The Age of Adz//Sufjan Stevens



Sparkly splooshy wonderous techno/folk pop.

2. Contra//Vampire Weekend & Total Life Forever//Foals


Catchy beautiful indie/pop

&



Epic, sweeping, melodic, sublime.

3. Mines//Menomena


Inventive, intelligent, grand, by turns beautiful and intricate, indie rock.

4. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy//Kayne West



Intriguing, engaging, monumental rap.

5. Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty//Big Boi



Boucy, tight-as-thingsthataretight, smooth flowin’ rap awesome.

Working the Biceptual Muscle

Grow your very own Taco Bell!

Step 1.  Find a vacant lot. (if other fast food chains are nearby you'll know it's good soil)

A empty lot nearby popeyes was a good find!

Step 2.  Dig a hole and plant a 100% Authentic Taco bell hard shell Taco in the hole.

Cover up the Taco and wait!

how exciting! and soon a small taco shrub will emerge.

Step 3.  Lift taco shrub to the sky, and sing for it.  My taco shrubs really like Never Surrender by Corey Hart.  But any song will do.

And when the night is cold and dark
You can see, you can see light
And no one can take away your right
To fight and to never surrender, to never surrender!

Step 4.  Reap the Taco harvest!

Just remember to water your Taco bell daily

Good luck!

For the Necessary Time

Respect the Picard

Mel's dream man

he's full-action ready and lookin' good.

jon and alex

internet lulz 5