CJ Is Gay? The Power Of Texting Conversations

Dec 14, 2009 around midnight while studying 10 hours straight for finals...



Luke: S***. CJ is gay dude

Nate: Are you insulting him or are you serious?

Luke: Serious. He just hit on me

Nate: ...how did he hit on you?

Luke: He asked if he could give me a bl**ie. I was like WTF

Nate: Uuuhhhh huhhhhh. Well, Can't say I'm surprised.

Luke: Yeah dude. F***ing weird s***. I had to leave without saying anything. F*** dude

Nate: Okay, so, just give me the run down here. What was the situation and how did it get to bl** j**s?

Luke: We were studying in his room. And he was like, dude, I need to tell you something. I was like what's up man. He said, I've been really into you lately, dude, and I was just wondering... I was like, huh, what? And he said if I could s*** you off. I was like what? Really?! He said yeah, in serious. I just got up and left

Nate: The f***, man!? Like, I'm cool with him being gay, but good lord, thats a little forward.

Luke: I know. Seriously bro. Well see what happens...

Nate: Yeah...that's...uh..wow... he knows you have a girlfriend, right?

Luke: Yeah man! Exactly!

Nate: That's f***ed up.

Luke: Be careful man

Nate: Thanks for the heads up.

Luke: Yeah man.

Nate: F***in crazy

Luke: Really f***ing crazy





CJ 1:03 am: Hey dude luke and jessica left, wanna come study?

Nate 1:57 am: Sorry, just saw your text. I'm done this evening, but thanks.

CJ 2:00 am: Are u sure man? I have be*r bro

Nate 2:02 am: Haha, not really a b*er drinker, but I appreciate the offer.

CJ 2:03 am: Ok man no worries yo, could i offer u somethin else?

Nate 2:05 am: That all depends on what you're offering.

CJ 2:05 am: I could think of a thing or two ;)

Nate 2:11 am: I may as well be honest, dude. Luke told me what happened and he was pretty wigged out. I'm flattered but I'm not like that.

CJ 2:13 am: Ok dude no worries yo, iv just heard that uv made out w guys before, and i think ur an attractive dude. iv just been shot down so much recently ya know?

Nate 2:19 am: Hey man, we all have relationship problems. But those experiences were due to alcohol. Plus, I'm faithful to Christina. I'll happily talk to you about it, but I'm not like that.

CJ 2:20 am: Thanx man, i appreciate it dude. btw, u don't have to spread this around. i just trust you

Nate 2:22 am: No worries.





Nate 2:13 am: So, CJ just tried to get me to come down to his room. I told him that you told me what happened and that I'm not like that.

Luke: Wow dude. Really?



Luke 12:04 pm: Did Cj ever say anything else to you?

Nate 1:04 pm: He just said: "oh sorry, heard you made out with dudes. My bad." But in other news... (homework related topic)




Luke, several friends and I had Nate convinced that I had feelings for him for over a week. He was so awkward around me... perfect.

warming your heart and your head for the holidays

As Christmas Approaches (tomorrow), I’m sure you’re all wondering what I’ve been wondering: how to make your cat into an elegant dinner hat for holidays.



There’s nothing that gets you in the spirit of the holidays like a cap made from the skin of your own pet. I know, I know, you want one—doesn’t everyone? This extremely desirable (and fashionable) accessory is on everyone’s wish list this time of year. So, how can you be the owner of your very own personal cat hat? I’ll tell you! You’ll need the following items:

A stick

Some string.

A fuzzy ball

A bola

Scissors

And creativity!


Attach the stick to the string and the fuzzy ball, creating a fishing pole out of the combination. Dangle the makeshift lure over your cat’s water bowl and wait for it to strike. As kitty paws the air with his tufty, warm little paws,

relish in the knowledge that his severed head will soon augment your most beloved hat.

Yeah, relish the kill.

As kitty’s fuzzy little head is distracted, eagerly thinking of ways adorably trap the lure; throw the bola rope at his back paws, rendering him immobile. After capture, simply cut along the dotted line

and tastefully glue the head to your favorite ball cap:

With such a beautiful hat, you’ll be the talk of the town in no time flat!

Merry happy from subtitlesformoviesinenglish!

alex

In a world of confusion, there is just one man who can clear the fog. And he is RANDOM FACT MAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!

Sean John, Sex, Power, Honesty.. this man takes himself seriously.

Watch this.


Sean John is King of the Night.



An estimated 10 rabbits died to provide the fur for that hood, as you might guess, PETA is pissed.

Taylor > Rob

Much Greater Than.>

Much Less than.<

c'mon

Nothing from kid a on the top 5

Accretion of the mildly interested

St. Louis mixed genre shows are a perfect place to observe this phenomenon.

the beginning of the show. everyone is scattered about in conversation clumps behind the camera.

music is heard and the patrons drift (pulled by the stage mass+music mass) slowly to seats forming stage 1 of the accretion disk.

mild interest has overcome the force of boredom here. one conversation clump has reached the roche limit, and split up. this is how all concert rings begin.

over time, more and more mass is accumulated in the disk.

the final stage of formation

here we see the mixed genre show ring in all its beauty.
the stage is directly off camera to the right.
notice how uncomfortable everyone looks.

this is why.