most of sme will be gone for three weeks. whilst we are away, meditate on these words of wisdom:
a pie earns only as much as piemaker maker makes
remember, winners.
listen my son and you shall hear the words of my mother
plant the seed in the dew morning and you will see long-suffering
never grab by the chub what you can smack with a mallet
never grab by the chub---it's just not a good idea
sell not grief when you can obtain instant pleasure for way less
work diligently, and riches will be yours, satan?
the earth is abundant with life, know the deepest of her earth crotch
Tantalizing will reap friends who are kind of blind
Tattered belongings break the mold of the convalescent, leader
Sell not your sister into slavery, least your eye not stay your quivering hand
Injustice is the ammunition of the terminally resplendent
Finding your heart is like taking owls to Athens, but finding Athens is like taking the heart out of an owl.
giving hurts the homeless. you shouldn't give to the homeless.
there was a horse master, long and empowered, who met a cannibal. the horse master took the cannibal by his giftings and noted the difference. "release me unjust full-overlord" beckoned the cannibal. the muscular, throbbing master would hear no objections, and alas, they were man and manopolis. thus is life.
the storm ruins the virginity of his damp back. take heed. touch not the back.
a stiff banana in the hand is worth two lumpy squash in the sack
Grab life by the horns, then ask yourself how you're doing that cause it's weird
if love your mother and hate your father then you, you sack of crap, oh lord I really get pissed off at you sometimes. why do I even care. sometimes, sometimes I don't even think your listening.
fruit. bike. fruitbike.
a clever butler often ovulates his obliques.
request not what you may find on a quest--so two dollars are plenty for scholars.
by alex and mikey.
