Posters at SKUH (St. Charles Community College)

U.S. Currency is feeling devauled

poor guy

"The Mr. Cheung Emails"

I am Mr. Marvin K.T Cheung from hang seng Bank hong kong, there is the sum of $30,000,000.00 in my bank and i need you to work together with me to claim it, and we shall then share in the ratio of 60% for me, 40% for you. Please contact me for more details e-mail: (marvin_kt_cheung95@yahoo.com.hk).

Sincerely,
Marvin K.T Cheung.

________________________________________________________


Sounds like a plan. What should I do?

-Seth Hoskins Ph.D., JD., BS

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Good Day,

Let me start by introducing myself again. I am Mr. Marvin K.T Cheung Executive Director and Chief Financial Officer of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd.

Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client Col. Hosam Hassan who was with the Iraqi forces and also business man made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with a value of Thirty million United State Dollars ($30,000,000.00) only in my branch. Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even during the war early this year. Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later find out that Col. Hosam Hassan along with his wife and only daughter had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit their home. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration 4 years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.

Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Col. Hosam Hassan so that you will be able to receive his funds. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 60% for me,40% for you.'

Should you be interested please send the information’s below,

1. Full names and Age.
2. Private phone number.
3. Current residential address.

And finally after that I shall provide you with more details on this transaction. I sincerely appreciate your interest, to assist me however I would like to be sure of your willingness, trustworthiness and commitment to execute this transaction with me, I cannot afford to compromise these virtues.

Considering the money involved, it is necessary for me to be sure of the person to whom I will be entrusting this transaction; my trust is not given out lightly, I need to be convinced that you are a matured person with some integrity. Furthermore, if we follow up this transaction diligently it would be completed within 8 working days.

What I expect from you is trust and commitment; I want this large sum of money transferred with your assistance.

I want to know if you are willing to follow up this business seriously before I can give you more details about this transaction, I shall be waiting for your response and assurance.

Sincerely,
Mr. Marvin Cheung.

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My name: Tom Cruise
Phone number: 53489876767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676676767676767676
my extension is then:
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Also for this extension number to work, you have to die.
My address is pending, its in transit as I type this, oh my, here it iz.

--end message--

Thou hæil Arctorius Lord of Wales That slepen al the nyght with open iye

Old Time Funny Conversation with Alex and an Angry, Angry Indie Lady

Matt asked me to post this one. Back during the election I started this group satirizing Joe Biden. Apparently, some people like Joe Biden. Claire posts on the groups wall, furious because we've been spamming Biden's page. This is the conversation that took place after that comment:




Alex Detmering
September 4 at 1:14pm
Claire, I'm not an ignorant hick. I can't stand McCain either. So if he loses, I couldn't care less. The election system is a joke, so I'm having fun with it. you should try having fun sometime.

alex

Claire S Caplan
September 4 at 7:12pm
personally i think the way the entire country is run is a total joke, but i am a collective anarchist.

sorry if i offended you, but you know just as well as i do that there are a ton of ignorant people in there who are only supporting mccain because mommy and daddy said so.

honestly i think joe biden is the most competent candidate out there right now, so the group just set me off.

also, sadly, i dont have a lot of fun. i spend about 50% of my time working to fix the problems in this world, and that includes trips to west africa to work in an orphanage, its not usually very "fun".

Alex Detmering
September 4 at 7:27pm
well I have dedicated my life to the victims of fetal alcohol syndrome. It is a serious business 'cause sometimes you get all sticky. I don't you have ever been sticky, but it sucks, like way lot
thank you for your patronage
alex

the metaphysics of love and the human potential.

The Most Confusing Conversation, I Daresay, Ever

I never deny friend requests. And this is what happens:

Alex

hey, do I know you?

Demi

heiii

hemmm................

Alex

I got a friend request awhile ago from you, and I was just wondering, have we met?

Demi

yupp

:):)

Alex

haha

where?

Demi

hahaha :D:D

From Indonesia

nice 2 meet u ok's

Alex

hold on, we met in Indonesia?

you're blowing my mind right now

Demi

heemm yeah..........

Alex

do you live in the US?

Demi

ouww...

US?

Wowww power countr :D:D

Wowww power countrT :D:D

Alex

do you live in America?

Demi

wooww very nice if me can stay end ;ife in U.S.A

Haahaha

wooww very nice if me can stay end life in U.S.A

hahaha

Alex

hahaha

Demi

;);)

Alex

I have no idea what is going on right now

Demi

hehehe

about u?

u study?

Alex

yeah, I study English literature

it's pretty much a read stories then write about stories degree

Demi

wEOOWW

Alex

are you in college?

haha

Demi

yeah..

i colleg in University in Untirta Indonesia of Law

Alex

that's awesome

so you're going to be a lawyer

Demi

hemmmm

i don;t know maybe that's..

hehe

Alex

what do you want to do, career wise?

like, what profession?

Demi

maybe i have in womeen carierr :D:D

Alex

sounds like a plan.

Alex

in america, it's really late now

I have to sleep

I'll talk to you later, cool?

Demi

hehehe yeah

:):)

;);)

I Think u smart men hehee

ok see u

later boy

;);)

Alex

later

Demi

Ups wrong that?

hehehe

Alex

no, haha, cya

Demi

haha

ok see a ;);)

owned

This is Xcity

really?

; )

Copyright Alex and Chris Detmering 2009

Aren't We All?

Alisa

haha, well its me you are talking to, not anyone:D

19:29Mikey

alisa arent we all truely just part of the commonwealth that defines are particular unique traits in which make up the cliches that we all try so desperately to avoid by being interesting or different?

or has my mind just transcened the absolutes of a transfixed illusion in this imaginary semiutopian universe

well?

choose the ball and u join your mother

choose the sword and u join me

u dont understand my words but still u must choose

19:33 Alisa

ok, i should have expected an insanely absurd answer considering you tend to often take those kind of approaches during our conversations

Seth, the Dark Christian.

(20 years from now....or 10 totally edgy, dark years from now in a city that needs his protection and a lover he swore never to love again, but who came back in his life because he was the only guy who ever cared, even if his life of crime stopping was his first love)